Thursday, March 12, 2015

The God of the Christian Bible



His Characteristics and Why I’m Not Fond of Him


“The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it: a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.”
-          Richard Dawkins, from The God Delusion

            One day while living at Purdue University, I picked up Richard Dawkins’ book The God Delusion. I was browsing through a campus bookstore while my wife searched for her semester textbooks, and the bright metallic cover caught my eye. I’d heard about Dr. Dawkins and that he was some sort of famous biologist. I’d also heard that he was an out and out Atheist, something that I’d been taught as a child was akin to devil worship. Intrigued, I bought it and took it back to our apartment. At once his wit and style were clearly evident, and he made shameless attacks on religion seem almost effortless. For the first time in my life, I began to think that maybe I wasn’t the reason why Christianity didn’t work for me. After all, I had been taught growing up that whenever bad things happened to me, it was either my fault, or God was just testing me, or it might have been that God was working “in mysterious ways”. But what if there’s another reason bad things happen to us? What if we’re not at fault for all the problems in the world?

            This line of thinking continued to bother me for some time until I found another intriguing book. The final nail in the coffin that held my thinly-veiled faith was when I picked up the book God is Not Great, by the late Christopher Hitchens. His work had come highly recommended by other famous Atheists, so I thought that I should give his book a try. I was totally unprepared for the vicious verbal whipping he gave to the Church, God, and Christianity as a whole. For the first time in my life, someone presented me with the idea that God is not really a God of Love – the common depiction of the deity among mainstream Christianity. In fact, quite the opposite might be true. God, at least the God of the Bible, could actually be a monster. Hitchens’ visceral depictions of the grotesque monolith that modern religion had turned into opened my eyes to a view from the outside looking in at the faith that I held as a child. Able to see Christianity from a different perspective, it allowed me to shine a light into every dark nook and cranny; it was as if I was suddenly seeing my former faith in the harsh light of day for the very first time. The following is an example of Christopher’s hard look at religion:

“Religion is a totalitarian belief. It is the wish to be a slave. It is the desire that there be an unalterable, unchallengeable, tyrannical authority who can convict you of thought crime while you are asleep, who can subject you to total surveillance around the clock every waking and sleeping minute of your life, before you're born and, even worse and where the real fun begins, after you're dead. A celestial North Korea. Who wants this to be true? Who but a slave desires such a ghastly fate? I've been to North Korea. It has a dead man as its president; Kim Jong-Il is only head of the party and head of the army. He's not head of the state. That office belongs to his deceased father, Kim Il-Sung. It's a necrocracy, a thanatocracy. It's one short of a trinity I might add. The son is the reincarnation of the father. It is the most revolting and utter and absolute and heartless tyranny the human species has ever evolved. But at least you can f****g die and leave North Korea!”
-          Christopher Hitchens, from God is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything

            Reading Dawkins’ book gave me the ability to think critically about religion and faith in particular. Reading Hitchens’ book showed me how twisted religion now seems in the more-civilized modern world. The latter of the two was a great revelation to me, because I realized that the Christian conception of God is literally terrifying to me in my older age. In the New Testament, Jesus tells his followers to love one another, give aid to the poor and needy, abstain from vice and evil actions, and live life with purpose. But his Heavenly Father sends a much more foreboding message. According to the Bible, God is more than willing to kill off all life on the planet, order the slaughter of whole nation-states, sacrifice children (including his own) in horrific fashion, and torture billions of people for eternity. Now don’t get me wrong, I think there are many good messages in the Bible. The example of Jesus in the Bible was way ahead of his time, almost like that of Mahatma Gandhi: another compassionate, wise soul who led a peaceful revolution. But the picture of a Cupid-like God that I had when I was still in the faith was completely shattered for me upon a closer examination of the actual text.

            The best way I can think of to show you what I mean is through a good old-fashioned Bible Study. There are many examples of God displaying his wrath and lack of sound moral judgment in the Old Testament, but I believe that the most telling – and horrifying – example is the Story of Lot. If you choose to do so, you may follow along with the actual text; I will be commenting on the NIV version of Genesis 18:16 through Genesis 19:38. Our story begins with the Lord speaking to Abraham about his family line becoming a great and powerful nation. Then, in verse 16 three men (these men are commonly translated as being angels who appear as men) are sent by the Lord into the kingdoms of Sodom and Gomorrah, because “The outcry against Sodom and Gomorrah is so great and their sin is so grievous.” (Gen 18:20). Nowadays, most people interpret Sodom and Gomorrah’s sins to be linked to homosexuality, as described in Jude (1:7): “In a similar way, Sodom and Gomorrah and the surrounding towns gave themselves up to sexual immorality and perversion.” Although there are suggestions of many other crimes committed in the two cities listed in the Jewish Talmud, Sodom and Gomorrah became synonymous in antiquity with the crime of sodomy – then used to refer to homosexual intercourse and rape.

            In verses 23-33, God tells Abraham that he plans to destroy the cities, but Abraham pleads with him not to do it if he can find 50 righteous people in the cities; he eventually convinces God to stop even if he can find only 10. Once they received their orders, the angels went down to Sodom and met with Lot. In verses 2-3 (chapter 19 now), Lot convinces them to stay the night with him. That same night, the citizens of Sodom surround Lot’s house and demand to see the angels: “Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them.” (Gen 19:5). Instead of handing over the angels to the crowd, Lot offers his virgin daughters as a peace offering: “No, my friends. Don’t do this wicked thing. Look, I have two daughters who have never slept with a man. Let me bring them out to you, and you can do what you like with them. But don’t do anything to these men, for they have come under the protection of my roof.” (Gen 19:7-8). The crowd gets even more rowdy, and the angels pull Lot back into the house before striking the crowd with blindness. They then tell Lot to gather his family and escape the city before they destroy it. He managed only to convince his wife and 2 daughters to leave with him, and they fled the city as quickly as they could.

            Resting in a nearby village, Lot and his family are safe as God “rained down burning sulfur on Sodom and Gomorrah” (Gen 19:24) and wiped out every living thing in the entire southern plain of Canaan. Unfortunately, the angels had said prior to Lot’s family prior to their departure: “Flee for your lives! Don’t look back, and don’t stop anywhere in the plain! Flee to the mountains or you will be swept away!” (Gen 19:17). Lot directly disobeyed the angels’ orders by staying in a nearby village, but he convinced God to spare the village. Lot’s wife, however, disobeyed the order to not look back at the destruction and “she became a pillar of salt” (Gen 19:26). In the end, God saved only Lot and his 2 daughters out of the cities on the plain. They fled to the nearest mountain and stayed in a cave where the daughters proceeded to get Lot drunk on wine and have sex with him: “The next day the older daughter said to the younger, ‘Last night I slept with my father. Let’s get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and sleep with him so we can preserve our family line through our father.’” (Gen 19:24). The 2 daughters then gave birth to children who would become the fathers of the Moabite and Ammonite tribes in the land of Canaan. This is how the Story of Lot ends.
           
            Now, let’s discuss the actions of the key characters in that story. Sodom and Gomorrah are supposedly full of people so bad, so full of sin that God could not find even 10 people worthy of being saved. The people who lived there must have been extremely despicable to have warranted destruction by “burning sulfur raining down from the sky”. Lot, much like Noah in the Biblical flood story, must have been saved from the coming catastrophe on the basis of his righteousness (and the fact that he was Abraham’s nephew). However, we find that Lot is actually a terrible person who commits deeds that we can only describe as morally reprehensible. First, he offers up his virgin daughters to be raped by an angry mob in order to save 2 angels who probably could have saved themselves. Next, he abandons his sons-in-law to die in the cities and takes off in the middle of the night with only his wife and daughters. He even disobeys a direct order from God by not leaving the plain entirely; Lot’s wife, however, is not so lucky. And finally, he manages to get drunk enough to have sex with his own daughters, and even manages to get them pregnant. It’s pretty safe to say that Lot comes out on the other end of this story looking like a person who was definitely deserving of some divine retribution.

            But what about God in this story? First, he displays a distinct sexism that can also be seen throughout the rest of the Bible. God has shown he will argue with a man (Abraham or Lot), and even wrestle with a man (Jacob), but he will not take any disobedience from a woman (Lot’s wife). Next, God practices nepotism with his favorite humans and their families. Lot and his family are saved largely because he is Abraham’s nephew – it’s hard to argue that he deserved saving based on his own merits – and there are countless more examples of God showing favor on someone’s family simply because they obeyed him (or like Adam, cursing an entire family line because of one case of disobedience). Finally, God displays a serious lack of justice when judging humans. Sodom and Gomorrah are just one of many cases in the Bible where God destroys an entire city – sometimes even nations or entire species – because they were full of “wicked” people. But I would think that those cities had to contain at least a small fraction of innocent people. You can’t seriously believe that a city the size of Sodom or Gomorrah was empty of pregnant women or children. How could God in his right mind ever massacre unborn children for being wicked?

            The Story of Lot and its exposition of God’s decisions and judgment serve as a good place to start my case study on God. No one can agree on the exact characteristics of God, but some of the common ones associated with him include: loving, caring, patient, all-powerful, all-knowing, all-encompassing, and perfect. After re-reading some sections of the Bible – including the Story of Lot – and after hearing some different perspectives on the subject matter, I’ve concluded that the following characteristics of God are also found in the Bible: sexist, abusive, racist, murderous, and sadistic. These terms are all used to describe the dregs of humanity, but I believe that they also apply to the God of Christianity. I plan on beginning a series of five posts dedicated to each of these 5 characteristics of God, and for each one I will be using direct evidence from the Bible to support my claims. My hope is that I will be able to convince my readership that they can’t just take someone else’s word when it comes to God’s thoughts or actions. According to the Bible, no one is capable of knowing the mind of God; I believe that to be truer now than ever before due to God’s apparent mental instabilities. In all seriousness, I also hope this series will provide for my readership a new sense of perspective on religion; a view from the outside looking in.